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Idet krutoy seriy volk po lesu -- v zolotom osheynike, s sigarkoy.
Vstrechaet on Krasnuyu Shapochku i govorit: "Shapka, bluaha, vihodi
za menya zamuz!!" A Krasnaya Shapochka emu otvechaet: "Volk,
nu ti cho? V lesu stol'ko zenihov prilichnikh, a ya za tebya zamuz
poydu? S chego eto? Ya i sama nichego -- vot u menya i shapochka
krasnaya, i platyiste krasnoye... i tufel'ki krasniye..... i perednichek,
vot, toze krasnenkyi...... i trusiki toze krasnenkiye............
Blyat', i che ya tak viryadelas' segodnya???