Поиск по автору:

Byvshaya zhena Billa Geitsa napisala memuary o ikh s Billom
supruzheskikh otnosheniyakh.
V chastnosti, v knige ob'yasnyaetsya, pochemu Geits nazval svoiu
kompaniu "MICROSOFT"...

Prikhodit (M)uzhik v magazin bumazhnkh izdeliy. Prosit obyknovennuiu
tetrad'. Khozyaika - (S)tarukha s ekhidnoi ulybkoi - ego sprashivaet:
-Vam v kletku ili v lineiku?
(M):-Da po fig...
(S):-Net-net-net...eto ne odno i tozhe. V kletku - eto dlya matematiki,
v lineiku - dlya pis'ma...
(M):-Nu davai v kletku...
(S):-24 lista ili 48?
(M)(razdrazhayas'):-Da kakaya raznita, chert poberi?
(S):-Net-net-net, eto ne odno i to zhe. 24 lista zakanchivaiutsya
bystree chem 48.
(M):-Nu davai, blin, 48...
(S):-Na spirali ili na kleiu?
(M)(vykhodya iz sebya):-Da po ... mne, ponimaesh'?
(S):-Net-net-net, eto ne odno i to zhe. Na kleiu listy budut vypadat'...
(M)(gotov ee pridushit'):-Davai, bl... na kleiu, tol'ko davai uzhe!!!
(S):-V tverdom pereplete ili v myagkom?...
(M):-Da poshla ty na ...!!!
Povorachivaetsya i sobiraetsya vyiti iz magazina, kak vdrug zakhodit
vnutr' drugoi muzhik, s unitazom na pleche i govorit:
-Vot, blin...Ya prines tebe unitaz! Zhopu moiu ty uzhe videla...Tak
prodai zhe mne nakonetz, sterva staraya, rulon tualetnoy bumagi!!!