История №292472

свин• 31.05.07 00:12

ВАЗ - вьетнамский автомобильный завод.
FIAT - Failure in Italian Automotive Technology (Выкидыш итальянского автопрома).
Ford - Fix Or Repair Daily (Чинить и ремонтировать ежедневно).
Hyundai - Hope You Understand Nothing`s Driveable And Inexpensive (Надеюсь, ты понимаешь, что за такие деньги ничто ездить не будет).
Pontiac - Poor Old Nigger Things It`s Cadillac (Старый бедный негр думает, что это "Кадиллак").
SAAB - Sad Attempt At Beauty (Жалкая попытка красоты).
KIA - Killed In Assembly (Убит при сборке).
Volvo - Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object (Весьма странный автомобилеподобный объект).
Buick - Big Ugly Indestuctible Car Killer (Большой и уродливый неразрушимый убийца автомобилей).
Dodge - Dead Old Dog Going East (Старая мертвая собака едет на восток).
Dodge - Dead On Delivery, Go Easy (Умер при доставке, так что поосторожнее).
GM - Great Mistake (Огромная ошибка).
BMW - Big Money Works (Большие деньги работают).
АЗЛК - Автомобиль, Заранее Лишенный Качества
ОКА - Очень Компактный Автомобильчик
ОДА - Очень Дешевый Автомобиль

ну и без перевода

Acura - Apparently Cheap U-joints Replaced Again
MDX - My Driveshaft Xploded
AM General - Apparently My Girth Enables Neophytes to End Rollovers At Last
Hummer - Huge Unwieldy Monster Mashes Every Rock
Asuna - Annoyingly Slow Under Normal Acceleration
BMW - Break My Windows / Bought My Wife
Buick - Butt-Ugly Imitation Cadillac Kitsch
Rendezvous - Roads Easily Negotiated Demand Extra Zeal; Vibration Overwhelms Unsuspecting Simpleton
Cadillac - Crashed After Driver Intercepted Low-Level Air Craft
Escalade - Embarrassed Stockbrokers Can Always Lie About Dead Electronics
Chevrolet - Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time
Avalanche - After Victims Acquire Lease, Annoying Noises Constantly Heard Everywhere
Blazer - Bought Lemon; A Zillion Electrical Recalls
Silverado - Seized Injectors Lack Velocity; Exciting Roll Abruptly Detains Owner
Suburban - Stretched Useless Blazer Uses Rusty Bolts And Nails
Tahoe - Total Amateur Hates Onerous Electronics / Take A Hike, Or Else
Daihatsu - Damages Axles In Highly Advanced Technical Situations, Unfortunately
Rocky - Rolled Over Cliff; Keep Yanking
Dodge - Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere
Dakota - Damned Amateurs, Keep Out of Tough Areas
Durango - Drives Unusually Rough And Never Goes Offroad
Ram - Replace All Motors / Really Awful Mechanicals
Ramcharger - Radiator And Motor Can't Handle A Relatively Gentle Easy Road
Ford - Forget Off Road Driving / Found On Rocks Disabled / Flip Over, Read Directions / or upside down: Driver Returns On Foot / Damaging Rust Overwhelms Frame
Bronco - Body Rust Overwhelms New Car Owner
Escape - Easy Sidehills Can Alter People's Expectations
Excursion - Expansive Xenophiliac's Cursed Urban Ride Slowly Impairs Owner's Neurons
Expedition - Exorbitant Xeroxed Product Embarrasses Driver Incessantly; Tow It Out Now
Explorer - Expansive Xeric Pastures Leave Our Ride Easily Rolled
Ranger - Retarded Accelleration Needlessly Gets Engine Roaring / Reverse And Neutral Gears Explode Rapidly
Geo - Gross Exhaust Odour
Tracker - Tough Road Action Creates Knocking Engine Rods
GMC - Got a Mechanic Coming? / Get My Come-along / Garbage Master Cylinder / or upside down: Couldn't Make the Grade / Corroding in My Garage
Denali - Docile Engine Needs A Little Injection
Envoy - Expensive New Vehicle Of Yuppies
Jimmy - Jump Into My Mother's Yacht
Sonoma - Suddenly Overturned Near Old Mainline Access
Yukon - Yelling Usually Keeps Owners Nonviolent
Holden - High Output Lights Drain Energy Notoriously
Frontera - Frightening Roll-Over Necessitates Training; Engine Rattles Annoyingly
Jackaroo - Junky Air Conditioning Keeps All Registered Owners Oblivous
Honda - Had One, Never Did Again
CRV - Crappy Recalled Vehicle / Crying Reveals Victim
Pilot - Painfully Inadequate Loser Overturns Truck
Hyundai - Help! Yells Unimpressed Newbie, Disappointed After Introduction
Santa Fe - Sluggish Automobile Notoriously Tepid And Fools Everyone / Sad Attempt Not Too Advanced, Fails Early
Isuzu - It Slowly Undermines Ziebart's Undercoating
Amigo - Aliens Might Investigate Grabbing One
Rodeo - Rides On Dry Earth Only
Trooper - Towing Recommended Out Of Pitifully Easy Rocks
Vehicross - Very Easy Hill Invites Crazy Roll Over Side Slopes
Jeep - Just Enough Extra Parts / Jinxed Engine Eats Pistons / Jerks Exploring Every Pasture / Joke Electronics Exceptionally Poor / Just Empty Every Pocket
CJ - Cheap Junk / Children's Jeep / Childish Joke / Claim Jumper
Grand Cherokee - Grandmother's Ride Allows No Droop; Can't Hear Expensive Radio Over Knocking Engine and Exhaust
Liberty - Laughable Inferior Box Easily Rolls, Terrifying You
MJ - My Junk / Motor's Junk / Mom's Jeep / Moronic Jerk
Scrambler - Sad Crawl Ratio Always Makes Boring Life Excitingly Real
Renegade - Rolls Easily, Negating Emergency Gear And Destroying Everything
TJ - Tomorrow's Junk / Tow Job / Try Jacking / Transmission Jammed / Total Joke
Wagoneer - Willfully Atrocious Garbage; Obviously No Engineering Expertise Required
XJ - Xeno Junk
YJ - Yesterday's Junk / You Jerk / Yuppy's Jeep
ZJ - Zero Juice / Zoological Joke
Kia - Keep It Away / Killed in Action / Know It All (Ayeee!)
Sportage - Stupid Psychotic Owner Roasts Transmission And Gets Embarrassed
Lada - Lost And Dumfounded Again
Niva - No Inherent Value at All
Land Rover - Laughing At New Driver, Rolled On Very Easy Road
County - Crazily-Overpriced Unit Normally Taxi's Yokels
Defender - Driver Easily Forgets Everything; Normally Disabled on Every Rock
Discovery - Driver Ignorant; Saves Cash to Own a Very Expensive Ride for Yuppies
Range Rover - Replace All New Gears Eventually; Risk Of Violently Exploding Rear
Lincoln - Lousy Incompetant Numbskull Crashes; Obviously Legally Negligent
Navigator - Not A Very Interested Glance At This Overpriced Ride
Mazda - Mindless Automaton Zipping Dangerously Along
MPV - Mind Painfully Vacant
Navajo - Not A Vehicle A Judge Owns
Tribute - Terrifying Roll Into Bushes Ultimately Totalled Exterior
Mercedes - Many Easily Roll & Careen Effortlessly Down Endless Slopes
ML - More Lift / Money Lost / Moronic Loser
Unimog - Uncomfortable Noisy Imposing Monstrosity Often Grinds
Mercury - My Easily-Rolled Car Usually Requires Yanking
Mountaineer - Man Overjoyed Until New Transmission And Injectors Negate Electronics, Exploding Rapidly
Mitsubishi - Mournfully I've Tried Spending Unlimited Bucks; I Still Hate It
Montero - My Overrated New Truck Easily Rolls Over
Pajero - Poorly-Assembled Junk; Engine Replaced Often
Nissan - Now I'm Stuck, Send Another Nissan
Pathfinder - People Assume These High-Flying Idiots Normally Drive Easy Roads
Patrol - Phone A Taxi; Ripped Off Leafs
Hardbody - Happy And Retarded Driver Basically Only Delivers Yuppies
Frontier - Foolish Registered Owner Needs To Investigate Engine Replacement
Murano - Many Unnecessary Repairs Aggravate New Owners
Xterra - Xtreme Terrain Easily Rolls Risky Auto
Oldsmobile - Overpriced Leisurely-Driven Sport-ute, Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment / Oh Look Dear, Some Massive Oil-Burning Idiot's Leaking Everywhere
Bravada - Beats Riding A Very Ancient Dodge Aspen
Pontiac - Parting Out Now, Totalled It After Collision
Sunrunner - Some Unsuspecting Newbie Rolls Uncontrollably on Nice Normal Easy Roads
Saturn - Slow Americans Take Unmarked Roads Nowhere
Vue - Very Ugly Exterior / Very Useless Engine
Subaru - Something Usually Breaks And Renders it Useless
Brat - Beats Riding A Tricycle
Outback - Obviously Useless Transmission Breaks; Air Conditioning Kills
Suzuki - Slid Under Zooming Unimog; Killed Instantly
Grand Vitara - Grossly Restricted Articulation Normally Denotes Very Interesting Time At Rocky Areas
Samurai - Small Automobile Makes Urinals Really Appear Immense
Sidekick - Slow Ineffectual Deathtrap Endangers Kin In Collision Knockout
Tatra - Terrifyingly-Abominable Trash Receptable Approaches
Volvo - Very Old Lady's Vehicle Only
Laplander - Last And Probably Lowest-Achieving National Defense Emergency Ride
Willys - We Invariably Like Long Yank Straps / What Incompetent Losers Like, Yes Siree
Toyota - Tipped Over, Yanked Out To Asphalt
Highlander - Hopelessly Incompetent Grandpa Hates Lifts And Needs Daily Energy Ration
Land Cruiser - Lost And Needs Directions, Can't Return Until Idiot Searches Every Road
RAV4 - Really Awful Valueless 4wheeler
Tundra - Totally Uncoordinated New Driver Rolls Always

Che• 30.05.07 22:36

2 Шинель номер 5
Сколько сколько? А не 17576 (учитывая все сочетания) случайно?

англичанин• 30.05.07 18:41

aCtion знаток, блин!

luka frodnik• 30.05.07 16:36

a mozhet vse- taki prismotret; druguju mashinu?...
pomnite shutku: kupil mashinu KIA, teper' hochu kupit; telefon NO-KIA

Шинель номер 5• 30.05.07 11:59

Ну и что? Букв-то (в латинском алфавите, имею в виду) всего 26.
Трехбуквенных сочетаний (в том числе и слов) 1758. Конечно, попадутся разные совпадения.

пятначок• 30.05.07 11:09

это не переводится, это по китайски

Полиграф Полиграфович• 30.05.07 10:42

2Гоблин
Что-нибудь типа - Kickboxing International Association

Гоблин• 30.05.07 10:35

а как это переводится уважаемые дамы и господа эмигранты?

Камбалович • 30.05.07 10:28

АЗЛК - автомобиль заранее лишенный комфорта.
Существуют смешные расшифровки большинства автомобильный аббревиатур. Лень искать.

Большой ПЈс• 30.05.07 10:21

killed in aсtion, наверное?