Анекдот №241262

NU CHO, VOT MOI ANEKDOT, TOLKO NA ENGLISH, NETU RUSKI KEYBOARD.

Court room, judge presides.
bailif brings in a duck.
judge--J duck 1-d1 duck2-d2 duck3--d3

j: what is your name and what is your crime?
d1: quack, your honor, i am accused of blowing bubbles in public.
j: that is no crime, dont flood my courtroom with this nonsence.

After few mins another duck is brought in,

J: what is your name and your crime?
D2: squack your honor, i am accused of blowing bubbles in public
j: (angry tone) i already said its no crime!, i dont wanna see any
more ducks in my courtroom

After few mins another duck is brought in

J: let me guess, blowing bubbles in public again?
D3: no your honor, i am bubbles.