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Dlinnaya ochered'. V oheredi mamasha s mal'chikom.
- Mama, hochu pit'!
- Poterpi
- Mama, hochu pi-i-it'!!
- Poterpi
- Mama, hochu est'!
- Poterpi
- Mama, hochu e-e-est'!
- Poterpi
Starikashka iz ocheredi ne vyderzhivaet:
- A vy, mamasha, kupite rebenku arbuzik, on i zhazhdu utolit i golod.
Malysh, hmuro tak:
- A ty, mudak staryi, poydi poplyashi v vprisyadku, i poebeshsya
i potantzuesh'!