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Reshil zayats-kosoy nauchit lyagushku zabivat kosyak.
Zalezli oba v kamishi vozle bolota I zayats nachal uchit
lyagushku kak kurit:
"Snachala vzdihaesh do kontsa v sebya, zatem pereplivaesh
boloto tuda i obratno ne vidihaya. Delay kak ya skazal,
ne to kayfa ne budet".
Sam v p..... pod kayfom zayats otdal ostatki kosyaka
lyagushke. Ta vdohnula i prignula v boloto chtobi pereplit
ego, ostavlyaya zaytsa letat v kamishah.
Lyagushka pereplila na tu storonu bolota, no ne viderjav
vzdohnula. Uchuyav zapah kosyaka ryadom lejavshiy begemot
podbegaet k lyagushke i sprashivaet gde ona vzyala ego.
Lyagushka pod kayfom rasskazivaet vse.
Begemot so skorosyu sveta pereplivaet boloto i razdvigaya
boloto vsovivaet vo vnutr golovu gde letal zayats. Zayats
ispugavshis krichit:
"Lyagushka vidihni, vidihni!!!!!!!!!...."