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Idyot v Indii turisticheskii avtobus. Turisty ot uzhasa sidyat i
drozhat. Voditel' - Sikh. Kazhdyi raz kogda krasnyi svet, on
razgonyaetsya kak sumasshedshii, a kogda zelyonyi svet on
pritormazhivayet. Nakonetz odin iz passazhirov ne vyderzhivayet i
sprashivayet - "Pochemu vy vse pravila narushayete, voditel'?"
Sikh otvechayet - "Ya lev, u menya krov' ghorit! chto mne kakaya to tam
tusklaya lampochka". Passazhir - "Nu pochemu vy na zelyonyi to
pritormazhivayete?"
Sikh "potomu chto - ya vizhu drugoi Lev yedet!"