Анекдот №-1041200182

Devushka-reportyor beryot intervyu u boksyora.
-Skazhite, zachem vam takie nakachenye nogi, ved' vy zhe ne ispolzuete
ih v poedinke?
-Aamhm!!?-tupo proiznosit boksyor.
-Ya dumayu, chto takaya nakachanost' nog nuzhna vam chtoby sohranyat'
ravnovesie, nepravda ly?
-Aha!
-Skazhite, a zachem u vas tak sil'no nakacheny ruki? Vam ne nuzhna
takaya koncentraciya sily i muskulov dly vashih udarov.
-Aamhm!!?-namorschiv lob ot nepryvychnoi raboty mysly, boksyor
pytaetsya otreagirobat'.
-Nu, ya dumayu, chto eto vam neobhodimo dly dopolnitel'nyh reservov,
kogda ,kazalos' by, uzhe net bol'she sil, vy porazhaete vseh svoey
neozhidannoy moschyu!
-Aha!
-Ya zametila, chto dazhe golova u vas kak by nakachana.Dly chego
vam takaya potryasauschaya forma golovy?
-Aamhm!!?
-Lichno ya schitayu, chto eto neobhodimo vam dly otrazheniy udarov
v golovu. Vy so mnoy soglasny?
-Aha...A yeschyo ya v neyo em!!