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Sidit programmist nochyu,dolbayet programmu v Windows 95.
Vdrug slyshit vokrug:
-Ah-Oh-Uh!!!!!
Shumy,grohot,vizg...
Programmist:
-Kto eto? Barabashka?
-Ne-e-et!Eto ya-Poltergates!

Chem otlichayutsya moskali ot russkih?
Russkiye zhivut v Rossii i stroyat Rossiyskoye gosudarstvo,
a moskali zhivut na Ukraine i pomogayut stroit' Ukrainskoye
gosudarstvo.
Chem otlichayutsya zhidy ot yevreyev?
Yevreyi zhivut v Izraile i stroyat Yevreiskoye gosudarstvo,
a zhidy zhivut na Ukraine i pomogayut stroit' Ukrainskoye
gosudarstvo.
Chem otlichayutsya hohly ot ukraincev?
Ukraincy zhivut v Kanade i pomogayut stroit' Kanadskoye
gosudarstvo,a hohly zhivut v Zapadnoi Ukraine i meshayut
moskalyam i zhidam stroit' Ukrainskoye gosudarstvo.