Анекдот №402086

Zhit' v italii rebyata, vsem na pervui vzglyad pizdata!
No kogda siyda v'ezhaew, prosto blya ahyevaew.
Dokumentov hui dobewsya i raboty hyi naidew,
I wto zdes' besplatno kormyat eto tozhe vse pizdew!
Zharko blya i vse vonyaet, musor kychyami lezhut,
Da v takoi strane voniychei ahyeet dazhe zhud.
Italiancu pidarasu, govoryat- Y nas pizdata!!!
Cenu nizkie y nas i vusokaya zarplata!!!
A na samom dele syki platyat 20 evro v den',
pyst' idyt s takoi zarplatoi v volohatyiy pizden'!!!!
A s dvatcatkoi v sypermarket dazhe nehyi zahodit',
hui tu kypiw sibe havki wtobu pary dnei prozhut'.
Znal bu ya kyda ya edy, hui priehal bu siyda,
zhil bu lytwe v Ykraine, pohyi wto tam holoda!
Was sidel bu sibe doma, syp s kurinuh lapok zhral,
zaedaya cherstvum hlebom krizis bu perezhuval.
No yvu ya was na babkah, pivo s pacanami piy,
I EBYCHYIY evropy proklenaiy i gnoiy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
О себе: rastaman, potunceal'nui psihplog, po profesii avtomehanik. Monterovka pobedit liybyiy psicheskyiy problemy!!!)))