Анекдот №280213
Котяра• 12.03.07 21:30
To Дмитрий ю. Карпов
Мне жаль такую Россию, где подобные идиотизмы - "Класс"...
Люба Пытно• 09.03.07 11:46
Cassidi, а если ты мужского пола, то почему ты русак с американской фамилией?
Ты вышел замуж?
Homyak zver• 09.03.07 07:49
2 Владимир.НЕ НАДО гадить в комментах на иностранной мове?
ИДИ НА Х#Й! Владимир
Homyachok • 09.03.07 07:43
2 Cassidi.
I don’t want to argue with you, my friend. I want to ask you how long have you been living there?
The only difference is: you have the opportunity to go and to vote for another party, in this way the democracy is exist. We cannot.
But if you want to discuss about some political issues, go a head:
Bush's DIRTY GAMES with Israel- what did you mean? Bush fighted them, changed the Government, killed they people?
Do not be at loss, when I told about previous soviet vassals, I meant about Russian reaction for arrest 4 spiders in Georgia, Gas war with Ukraine, Belarus, Estonia etc.
We are right: NO ONE provided ANY PROOF …, no one can do that. Don’t you know how the secret services work? Polonium is on sale?
You asked “Who’s GOING TO MISS HER?!?!?!?- Nobody?
Just answer me, if something will happen to you: Who’s GOING TO MISS you? Or who has the rights to take your life? Only God, but them?
Hodorkovskiy-? Good question. He is not the Martha Stewart case, it is the political issue.
Croak – I think- if it is right word for the murder, but your English is better than my…
I agree with Gleb Zheglov, but all bad guys have to be in the jail.
Any way, if you have “Sobache serdtse” M. Bulgakov, just open I find the article about reading Soviet (now Russian) papers before lunch, follow this advice, it is still right.
So, what is your point?
Best wishes,
Владимир• 09.03.07 05:19
А, забыл совсем. раз человек пишет в комментах - значит, он прочитал (и, возможно, понял) анекдот/историю/чего он там комментирует. А они у нас пишутся на русском языке. То есть он им владеет априори. Поэтому, НЕ НАДО гадить в комментах на иностранной мове. Это, конечно, замечательно, что вы обладаете английским (учебник, кстати, почтитайте где про артикли сказано), но к чему эти понты?
Владимир• 09.03.07 05:07
Ребята, ну почему Китай должен нас ставить раком? Во-первых, ЛЕГАЛЬНО оседших (есть такое слово? ну и ладно, будет) китайцев в Канаде и Штатах в РАЗЫ больше. Ну надумали бы вы начать экспансию, откуда бы стартовали - где ваши силы легально находятся или нелегально? А во-вторых, судя по военным учениям последних лет, Китай и Россия себя видят скорее партнерами, чем врагами. С чем я вас и поздравляю.
Cassidi• 09.03.07 02:22
To: Homyachok
Yes, it is perfectly normal to criticize the governmen (I probably would not agree that it's always easy though), since according to someone (I believe Boy George used it in one of his albums) - "The aim of EVERY government is to make everyone's life as miserable as possible". As far as Roman Empire goes, well nobody liked the "goverment" hundreds and thousands of years PRIOR to Roman Empire, you know, Egyptians, Greeks and such, too, so not much has changes since then.
Russians aways had that love/hate affair with the government, but at the end everything always worked out. I can not think of any Russian leader though (among all the ones you've mentioned), that was so WIDELY DESPISED and RIDICULED by VAST MAJORITY of the population as our "dear" President George "Duh" Bush is. Kind of makes one wonder... If you think Bush did not "improve" (and HOW!) "democracy" in US and if you think Bush "did something for the country", well, then I honestly don't know what planet you are from. Am not trying to paraphrase you, but Bush's target (aim, oal, etc.) amongs others is SPITE anything and evary possible thing for Russia (and just about for the rest of the world), and as far as "dirty games" go, those Bush's DIRTY GAMES with Israel... And WHAT ABOUT Georgian people, Caucasus, Baltic republics, Poland Belarus..? I don't get you. Georgian people are in Georgia, Caucasus is still there, Baltic republics still sitting by Baltic Sea, Poland is still there, so is Belarus.. So, what's you point??? I'm at loss. As far as Litvinenko goes, what about it? He died. As far as I know NO ONE provided ANY PROOF, how and why, so it is a mute point, and who's going to miss him anyway? Big loss :) Politkovskaya, please, give me a break, what implications and evidence there is about HOW and WHY she croaked???? Just a common urban crime, dime-a-dozen of those here from New York to LA. And again, WHO's GOING TO MISS HER ?!?!?!? Nobody I know. And finally Hodorkovskiy. As Gleb Zheglov once said: "VOR DOLZHEN SITET' V TYURME", I just simply can not add anything to that. And yes, I open Russian papers and watch Russian TV on a regular basis, so...? Once again, what's your point ???
Good night, and pleasant dreams.
Cassidi
Homyachok• 09.03.07 01:38
You know, to criticize or even disparage the government it is normal, it is easy. Nobody likes the Government in any country (since Rome Empire). That country adored Stalin, Brezhnev, Eltsin, kpSS……..now VVP. I just wonder how Russian people trust this guy (v v p). He “improved” the democracy. He did northing for country; if the oil price did not rise so sharp (almost 3 times) rassha could collapse. His target - spites every possible thing to USA, that dirty game with Iran… Don’t you know about Georgian people, Caucasus, Baltic republic, Poland, Belarus? Hodorkovsy, Litvienko, Plitkovkaya……………..
Just open any Russian paper or TV from rasha, you will enjoy
Good night, I go sleep
Yours very truly,
Homyachok
Cassidi• 09.03.07 00:43
To: Anti fsb/kgb/nkvd
Spasibo za priglasheniye. Ya ne skazal ni slov o "...tak vot ploho...", a chto kasayetsya Busha, a komu on nravitsya? Berez hvatayet v Canade (eto namnogo blizhe dlya udaleniya "nostalgii"). Ot "Chinese" barrikady stroit' pridyotsya i zdes' i v Rossii (vot tol'ko yescho ne mogu soobrazit' gde ran'she, navernoye vsyo-taki zdes'), tak-chto zachem suyetitsya? Po povodu BAMa, naskol'ko ya slishal ot druzey v Moskve, BAM vsyo-taky dostroily, prover'te.
Sitoy i ustroyenoy America kazhetsya tol'ko izdaleka, a tak, nichego osobennogo - vsyo kak vezde (Zapadnaya Evropa NAMNOGO sitee i ustroeniey Ameriki, pover'te mne). A polivat' ih nikto i ne sobiralsya, eto bilo-by prosto zhestoko, nu, kak izdevat'sya nad bol'nim rebyonkom :) Vot i vsyo. Vsego dobrogo.
Homyachok• 09.03.07 00:43
Эксперт по российским спецслужбам и представитель стран СНГ в Вашингтоне расстрелян неизвестными....
No comments!!
Cassidi• 09.03.07 00:31
To: Homyachok
Thank you. I think you've answered my question rather experly, and, no, thank you, I don't believe I want something else. At least not right now. Re-establishing USSR, KGB running the country, new Cold War, man, sounds horrible :) The same rot is being peddled here by some local "Nazis", like Fox "Faux" News, Ann Coulter, and the host of others. The problem is, general population seems to be getting a little bit smarter (compared to what they were 20 years ago), and is not really buying all this shit. So, it probably would be more productive to use all this nonsense where people are more receptive to crap like that, you know, Latvia, Estonia, Georgia, etc., all those litle dinky "independent countries":). But, once again, I appreciate your input. Thank you. Best regards.
Homyachok• 09.03.07 00:16
FSB -KGB/ФСБ- Федеральная служба безопасности; is an intelligence agency of the Russian Federation and. Its headquarters are in Lubyanka,Moscow.
Putin's appointment is the culmination of the KGB's crusade for power. This is its finale. Now the KGB runs the country.
FSB collaborates very closely with secret police services from some former Soviet Republics, especially Turkmenistan, Tajikistan, and Uzbekistan.The FSB is accused of working to undermine governments of Baltic states and Georgia. During 2006 Georgian-Russian espionage controversy several Russian GRU officers were accused by Georgian authorities of preparations to commit sabotage and terrorist acts. The KGB president of Russia wants to reestablish the USSR. Whether America likes it or not, this very fact leads us to a new Cold War!
Do you want something else?
Anti fsb/kgb/nkvd• 09.03.07 00:10
2 Cassidi
1. nu esli tak vot ploho i Bush ne nravitsya, tak obratno v raseiku. bam eche ved ne dostroen i vdol eniseya most ne postroen. raboti hvatit na vseh, da eche ot chinees nado skoro barrikadi stroit, a?
2.horosho sidet v sitoi i ustroenoi amerike i ih ze escho polivat. nu tak chisto po rasseiski. Esli uze mozete chitat mestnie gazeti a ne v "sovkovom" perevode, to navernoe prosto baluetes svoimi komentsami, nu a esli do sih por po bereze nostalgia, see 1.
Cassidi• 08.03.07 23:55
To: Anti fsb/kgb/nkvd
Uvazhayemiy "Anti fsb/kgb/nkvd", vam nuzhno srochno pereyezhat' k nam. Zdes' takiye plamenniye bortsy za spravedlivost' i prava cheloveka ochen' tsenyatsya. Vam srazu dadut visokiy post v State Department, a to i naznachat pryamo v kabinet k nashemy pridurku Bushu, butede gavkat' na Rossiyu pryam iz Oval Office. Podumayte. A to takoy plamenniy talant propadayet zrya.
Cassidi• 08.03.07 23:50
To: Konstanta
Dorogoy/dorogaya Konstanta,
vo pervih: ne "...zakroite rot i broste pisat vashi tupie koments...", "POZHALUYSTA zakroite rot i broste pisat vashi tupie koments"
vo vtorih: "...kitai vas v blizaishie 20-25 let postavit rakom...", v etom ya s vami sovershenno soglasen, postavit, yescho kak postavit, i ne cherez 20-25 let a skoree. Nash Dolbayob President Bush u Kitaya STOL'KO BABLA pozanimal na svoi igrushechniye voiny, chto pohozhe rasplachivat'sya nam predyotsya naturoy (otdavat' nalichnimy u nas zdes' takih deneg net).
v tret'ih: v 1941 o pomoschy nikto ne oral. Russkiye dralis', vsem chem bilo. Nasmert'. I vistoyaly, i pobedily. Yesly vy ser'yozno verite nashim mestnim "istorikam" chto (kak zdes' vse utverzhdayut) America razbila Germaniyu i pobedila v voine, well.., chto-zh, togda pitat'sya vam chto-to ob'yasnit budet prosto bespoleznoy tratoy vremeny.
v chetvyortih: "...ne plui v kolodets malish, tebe mozet pridetsya ottuda pit...". ???? Vy pro kakoy kolodets??? Estonskiy? Ne poymu...
v pyatih: "...ne upodoblyaisya tovarisham iz fsb..." A chto takoye fsb, yesly vas ne zatrudnit?
Cassidi• 08.03.07 23:33
To: AlexMN
Alex, nu otkuda u tebya "bol'shoy XYU"? Da yescho "Amerikanskiy"? Sudya po gopnikovskomu zhargonu u tebya obichnaya 14-letnyaya Bobruyskaya pipiska. Luchshe poigray s ney, chem vlezat' vo vzrosliye razgovory.
Миру - Мир - войне пиписька• 08.03.07 22:47
Друзья, вот, читаю комменты и вижу - что вы о Российском народе знаете только по газетам. Я читал эти вашие washington post, ny timet и др. таймс - все статьи прикольны... читал и плакал... это чушь. Но если вы сторонники желтой прессы и постоянно посылаете нас на Х*Й - как мы по вашему будем себя вести - как лохи? Нет, уважаемые. Вспомните, когда Россия конкретно вела агрессивно против других народов и унесла больше 1млрд жизней.... я не припомню и миллиона и тысячи (именно убитых русскими войсками в агрессии). Мы агрессоры? В чем дело? сейчас мы пытаемся защитить СЕБЯ!!!! вам не нравиться?- как сказал наш Президент - не нужно выпускать Джина из бутылки. Мы ни на кого не собираемся нападать и тем более не ставили наступательные ракеты вблизи европы и США (в отличии от некоторых). Все что вы видите в новостях - это бред!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Мы хотим просто нормально жить и сейчас защищаем себя!
Konstanta• 08.03.07 21:53
cassidi, zakroite rot i broste pisat vashi tupie koments, net uma, net izvilin , ne nesite chush. rasea druzit s debilami vrode irana, tak skazi kto tvoi drug....
v lubom sluchae kitai vas v blizaishie 20-25 let postavit rakom. potom budete orat i prosit pomoshi, kak delali v 41, a potom zabili i naplevali pomogaushim,dolgi ne otdali.
ne plui v kolodets malish, tebe mozet pridetsya ottuda pit, ne upodoblyaisya tovarisham iz fsb
Cassidi• 08.03.07 20:49
Molodets, ulibnulo i poradovalo! Zavtra America obvinit Rossiyu v krazhe Estonskih steklorezov i ustanovit 10 raketnih batarey vokrug Tallinna chto-by predotvratit' podobniye nagliye vihodky Russkih shovenistov v buduschem, i nachnyot bombit' Iran, tak kak bez somneniya kovarniye i zliye Russkiye peredaly ukradenniye stoklorezy Irantsam, dlya posleduyuschey peresilky ih v Iraq gde ony budut ispol'zovanny zlimy baditamy i terroristamy v ih podlih i truslivih atakah na doblestniye i pobedonosniye Amerikanskiye voiska nesuschiye svobodu i democratiyu osvobozhdyonnomu Iraqskomu narodu.
Болт• 08.03.07 15:08
ага, полностью расхищен алмазный фонд, а этонцы это заметили месяц спустя. Теперь пишут трактат о постсоветской оккупации стеклорезов, устроят музей стеклорезов и будут требовать компенсации с Путина за стеклорезы и клянчить подачки ЕС на стеклорезы