Анекдот №199952

Так выглядит анкета программиста на сайте знакомств...

data:
{
character:=nice
bad habbits :=0
age := 24
gender = male
profession:= programmer
material status = OK
appearance = moderate
other info = history is clean
}
set expectations = decent girl
expect age >19 & <25
if expectations <> declared then
goto end
else continue…
set my photo =0;
reason =
{ communication & internal qualities
is core competences for me }
purpose of date:
for date = pen frend to unlimited
if expectations + communication don't met the same then
goto end
else
set picture = available
if communication = OK then
function = icq exchange
else
goto end
end if
end if
if romantic or phylosophy chat exists then
date = next level
else
procedure = usual
end if
next date
welcome to my matrix
your Neo…
end