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Информированные люди слили в прессу текст супер-пепер секретного "ответа США на ультиматум Путина по красным линиям гарантии безопасности". В оригинале текст ответа таков:

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You're a bunker rat, a Katsapian devil, and a goddamn devil's brother and comrade, Lucifer's own secretary. You're no goddamn national leader when you can't kill a hedgehog with your bare ass. You're a goddamn cocksucker, you're a cocksucker. You son of a bitch won't have Christian sons under you, we're not afraid of your army, we'll fight you with land and water, motherfucker.

You're a cook from St. Petersburg, a wheelwright from Sochi, a brewer from the Crimea, a goat-sucker from Gelendzhik, a pig-sucker from North and South Ossetia, a thief from Armenia, a thief from Kadyrov, an executioner from Navalny, a fool of the world and the light, a grandson of Aspid himself and a hook for our dick. You pig face, mare's ass, butcher's dog, unbaptized forehead, you motherfucker.

That's how the white man responded to you, you pale moth. You won't even herd pigs for Christians. That's the end of it, because we don't know numbers and have no calendar, the month is in the sky, the year is in the book, and we have the same day as you do, so kiss our asses for that!