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Scena takaya: zagorodnaya doroga, monashke na obochine i taksi, kotoroe
mchit'sya po doroge. Monashka rukoi pomahala, taksi i ostanovilos'.
Znachit edut oni, a monashka i govorit: "Horosho vam, taksitam, esli u kogo
deneg ne budet tak vy ih i vyebite" Taksist ne vkupilsya, sidit i molchit.
Nu a monashka davai eto kazhdye pyat' minut povtoryat'. Nu muzhiku eto dostalo,
on ei: "Esli hochesh' my shas v les zaedem ya s toboi peresplu?".
Monashka obradovals'. Ostanovilis' v lesu. U monashki opyat' problema.
"Slushai", ona govorit" Davai ty menya v zadnicu ot'ebesh', a to u nas
glavnaya monahinya pizdu kazhdyi dn' proveryaet". Taksit:" Nu ladno"
Koroche, otporol on ee horosho, nu i v konce monashka govorit: "Vot horosho
vam, taksistam, kogda zahotite mozhete poebat'sya, a vot nam, geyam, nado vsyakuu
hernu nosit, chtoby kto-nibud' vyebal!"