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Idyot muzhik po lesu. Vidit - lezhit myortvaya zhenshchina . Idyot
dalshe, vidit - lezhit chelovek s nozhom v grudi. Idyot dalshe,
vidit - lezhit myortvyj malchik, v glazu torchit suk dereva. Dalshe -
sidit malenkaya devochka i plachet. On sprashivayet tipa: a shto
tut vaashche proizoshlo? Devochka govorit: nasha semyja shla po lesu,
mamu ukusila zmeya. Papa kinulsya s nozhom shtoby vyrezat ukushennoye
mesto, spotknulsya, naporolsia na nozh i umyer. Bratik kinulsya k pape
na pomoshch, slovil glazom suk i tozhe umer. A ya ostalas odna. Muzhik
podumal-podumal i stal rasstyogivat shirinku: da devochka, segodnya
u tyebya neshchastlivyj den.