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Prosypaetsya s pohmela los",golovka bo-bo, v rotike byaka.Poshyol
k vodopoyu sushnyak dushit".Piyot, piyot nikak napit"sya ne mozhet.
A na drugoi bereg reki vyhodit ohotnik.Vidit stoit los", nicherta
ne soobrazhaet, ne ubegaet.Vzyal da i pal"nul emu drobyu promezh
glaz. Los" tol"ko rogami tryaynul i piyot dal"she.Ohotnik emu ischo
raz BA-BAX!!! Los" nol'vnimaniya, funt prezreniiya.Oxotnik zabil
zaryad na medvedya. Vystrelil, dym rasseyalsya, los" stoit piyot
vodu. Nu, muzhik udivilsya poplyl k losyu. "Ty chyo??? Ya v tebya
strelyayu strelyayu a tebe xot" by xny???" Los": " A ya-to dumayu,
chego eto ya vsyo piyu, piyu, a mne vsyo ...uyovee i ...uyovee