Анекдот №-111321046

Igrayut kak to v golf svashennik(S) i mujik(M).
Nu mujik udaril i govorit:"Ebaniy v rot ne popal"
(S)- Syn moy ne bogoxulstvuy, eto je grex bojiy.
(M)- Xorosho otez, byet eshe raz
"Da evbaiy v rot opyat ne popal!"
(S)- Syn moy esli ty eshe raz rugneshsa ya poproshu gospoda
boga chto by on nakazal tebya.
(M)- Xorosho, bolshe ne budu - Byet...
"Da blat', suka ebaniy v rot opyat ne popal!!"
(S)- Ya tebya preduprejdal, i nachal molit'sa
Tut s neba kak molniya ebanet pram na golovu (S) ot nego odin
xlam ostalsa. I golos s neba- "Ebanyi v rot , ne popal"