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Podhodyat k raspyatomu Iisusu na holme Ronald Raygan, Margaret
Thatcher i Mikhail Gorbachyov.
Raygan sprashivaet u Iisusa:"Gospodi, v chyom moyo schast'e?"
"Tvoyo schast'e,"-otvechaet emu Iisus,-"v tom, shto ty horoshii
otets, actyor i president takoi velikoi strany kak USA."
"Spasibo, gospodi," -govorit RAygan i othodit.
Thatcer sprashivaet u Iisusa:"Gospodi, v chyom moyo schast'e?"
"Tvoyo schast'e,"-otvechaet ei Iisus,-"v tom, shto ty horoshaya jena,
mat' i premier ministr takoi bevikoi derjavi kak Velikobritania,"
"Spasibo, gospodi," -govorit THatcher i othodit.
Podhodi k Iisusu Gorbachiov s tem je voprosom: "V chyom moyo schast'e?"
"Tvoyo schast'e, sukin syn, chto u menya ruki zanyati!"