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Pet'ka(P) uvidel Furmanova(F) s knigoy "Logika" i sprashivaet:
-Slushay, chto takoe logika?
On otvechaet:
-Nu smotri, u tebya spichki est'?
-(P): Est'.
-(F): Znachit ty kurish', verno?
-(P): Verno!
-(F): Vot, logika, kurish', znachit p'esh', verno?
-(P): Verno!
-(F): Vot, logika, p'esh', znachit napivaesh'sya, verno?
-(P): Verno!
-(F): Vot, logika, napivaesh'sya, znachit bab trahaesh', verno?
-(P): Nu verno!
-(F): Logika, a bab trahaesh', znachit hui u tebya est, verno?
-(P): Konechno!
-(F): Nu, ponyal, chto est' logika?
-(P): Ponyal.
Pobezhal, krichit:
- Ey, Vasilii Ivanych, spichki est?
-(V.I.): Netu.
-(P): Ha, znachit i huya netu, logika!