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NASOBIRALI 2 NARKOMANA DENEG NA DOZU I RESHILI UKOLOTSA
MOLODOI NARKOMAN STAROMU I GOVORIT:
-MOZHNO I A PERYM SEBE POLOVINKU VKOLIU?
STARYI OTVECHAET :
- MOZHNO
MOLODOI UKOLOLSA ,ZABALDEL I SPRASHIVAET:
-A MOZHNO IA SEBE I VTORUIU POLOVINKU VKOLIU?
STARYI GOVORIT:
-NENADO A TO TAKOE SLUCHITSA-NOGI POLOMAUTSA,RUKI POVYKRUCHIVAET,LICO
POTRESKAETSA,ZUBY POVYLETAUT I TD I TP.
MOLODOY:
-NEUZHELI NARKOTA TAKAIA SILNAIA?
STARYI:
-NET,PROSTO ESLI TY SEBE SEICHAS I VTORUIU POLOVINKU VKOLESH ,
TO IA TEBIA TAK OTPIZDIACHU
CHTO MALO NE POKAZHETSA!!!!!!!