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Prixodit dohka (D) s ulitsi domoy i sprashivayet u mami (M)
D: Mama, a chto takoye "blyad'"
M: (v uzhase) Gde ti eto uslishala
D: Da vo dvore ot devchonok
M: Zapomni, eto ochen strashnaya vesh, i ne proiznosi bolshe eto slovo.
D: (s nadezhdoy ispugat mamu, raspuskayet svoyi kosichki, vzyeroshivayet
volosi kak popalo, tipa babi-yagi, delayet zloye litso, rot, skalit zubi,
podnimayet ruki kak bi seychas vtsepitsya svoyimi kogtyami k mame
i vidayot)
Mama, ya BLYAAAAD'.