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Sidiat paren' s devushkoy v obnimku. (D)evushka govorit: "Dorogoy,
potselui menia tak, kak Otello potseloval Dezdemonu."
(P)aren' otvechaet: "Ne znayu, ne chital."
D: "Nu, togda potselui menia tak, kak Romeo potseloval Juliettu."
P: "Ne znayu, ne chital."
D: "A chto zhe ty chital?"
P: "Kashtanku". Hochesh', mogu za zhopu ukusit'."

Yest' yeschio drugoye okonchanie:
D: "A chto zhe ty chital?"
P: "Mumu". Budesh' gavkat' - utopliu."