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Neveroyatniy no real'niy sluchai. Proizoshel paru chasov nazad.
Edu segodnya v subway na rabotu, sobirayus' vihodit' i ot nehren
delat' zvenyu klyuchami v karmnane bryuk. Ryadom stoit ofigennaya girl.
Vdrug ona tak nedovol'no sprashivaet:
- what is that noise? (chto eto zvenit?)
- that's my balls, ma'am (otvechayu - eto moi yaica, madam)
poluchayu v otvet udivlenniy vzglyad i sleduyuschiy vopros:
- is everything else made of the same stuff? (vse ostal'noe
tozhe zheleznoe?)
- sure, ma'am (kanechna !)
- I do not believe you. Try to convince me. (ya tebe ne veryu.
poprobui ubedit' menya v etom.)
- Sorry, ma'am, but I'am getting off now. (sorry, no mne pora vihodit')
Togda ona protyagivaet mne visitku s imenem i nomerom telefona.
Interesno, chto ona imela vvidu ??? Kak ya dolzhen ei dokazivat'?