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V zale nachal'sya kino seans. Myzhyk c pivom v rukach rvetsta
k svoemu mestu.
- izvenite, eto 15 pyad?
- ticho tyi...net, eto 3 pyad.
muzhyik poshol dalee.
- izvenite, eto 15 pyad?
-net, net, eto 17.
on opyat':
- eto mozhet 15 pyad?
-da, da, eto 15.
i muzhyik prodalzhaet:
-skazhyite, eto 8 mesto?
- net, net, net, eto 2
nu nakonec myzhyk naxodit 8 mesto. Povarachevat'sya k cvoemy sosedu
i cprashyivaet:
-izbenite, budite glatok?...ui, nu i dyrak zhe ya, ctokanyi nevzyal...
opyat' bctayet i idyet v bufet. posle 15 minut:
- izvenite, eto 15 ped?
- da net, eto 14.
-izvenite mozhet byit' eto 15 pyad?
- da, da, byistree.
i tut opyat' slyishno:
- eto l' 8 mesto?
- da, da, sodites' byistree.
Muzhyik oborachebaetsya k lyisomu sosedy i sprashebaet:
- Lyisyi, budesc' pit'?
i ves' zal:
- pei, lyisyi. PEI!!!!!