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To be, to be...

This will make anyone want to get out and vote... or wished they had!

"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure."

"Republicans understand the importance of bondage between a

mother and child."

"Welcome to Mrs. Bush, and my fellow astronauts."

"Mars is essentially in the same orbit...Mars is somewhat the

same distance from the Sun, which is very important. We have seen

pictures where there are canals, we believe, and water.

If there is water, that means there is

oxygen. If oxygen, that means we can breathe."

"The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history.

I mean in this century's history. But we all lived in this

century. I didn't live in this century."

"I believe we are on an irreversible trend toward more freedom

and democracy - but that could change."

"One word sums up probably the responsibility of any Governor,

and that one word is 'to be prepared'."

"Verbosity leads to unclear, inarticulate things."

"I have made good judgments in the past. I have made good

judgments in the future."

"The future will be better tomorrow."

"We're going to have the best educated American people in the

world."

"People that are really very weird can get into sensitive

positions and have a tremendous impact on history."

"We have a firm commitment to NATO, we are a part of NATO. We

have a firm commitment to Europe. We are a part of Europe."

"Public speaking is very easy."

"I am not part of the problem. I am a Republican"

"A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to

the polls."

"Illegitimacy is something we should talk about in terms of not

having it."

"We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not

occur."

"For NASA, space is still a high priority."

"Quite frankly, teachers are the only profession that teach our

children."

"The American people would not want to know of any misquotes

that George Bush may or may not make."

"We're all capable of mistakes, but I do not care to enlighten

you on the mistakes we may or may not have made."

"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the

impurities in our air and water that are doing it."


"[It's] time for the human race to enter the solar system."


Need we say more?