Рассказчик: (c) Rat Archer
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07.05.1998, Новые афоризмы и фразы - основной выпуск
В каждой новой пьянке нужно открывать что-то новое.
23.05.1998, Истории - другая десятка
Анкета программиста:
Brandname: Ivanov
Username: Vasiliy
AKA: Petrovich
Age: 19h
Version: 1.2 (1 - N child in family, 2 - N attempts )
(c)1973 Ivanov Petr aka Sergeyevich & Ivanova Anna aka Pavlovna
Installed: 29.02.1973
Corrupted: 1.01.1990
Last used: 9.05.1998
I/O Address: default
Interrupt: depends on alcohol dosage
Education steps: "чайник", lammer, user, advanced user, programmer, hacker
Resources: BIOS (Beer Input/Output System), MS Wine 14%, Vodka Commander 40%
Technical skills: Doom, Quake, Duke 3d
Brandname: Ivanov
Username: Vasiliy
AKA: Petrovich
Age: 19h
Version: 1.2 (1 - N child in family, 2 - N attempts )
(c)1973 Ivanov Petr aka Sergeyevich & Ivanova Anna aka Pavlovna
Installed: 29.02.1973
Corrupted: 1.01.1990
Last used: 9.05.1998
I/O Address: default
Interrupt: depends on alcohol dosage
Education steps: "чайник", lammer, user, advanced user, programmer, hacker
Resources: BIOS (Beer Input/Output System), MS Wine 14%, Vodka Commander 40%
Technical skills: Doom, Quake, Duke 3d
28.02.1999, Остальные новые анекдоты
Одна мужская _реалия_ лучше двух женских _фантазий_
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