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Reshili, koroche, kolobok, zhiraf i bigimot pokonchit' zhizn'
samoubiystvom. Nu, reshili utonut':

Kolobok vsplyvaet
Zhirafu voda po sheyu
A begimot kak razognalsya i prygnul, chto vsya voda iz beregov vyshla!

Ne srabotala popytka! Podumli nemnogo, i reshili povesitsya

Kolobok: sami ponimaete!
Zhiraf slishkom vysokiy
A bigimot kak zalez, tak vsyu visilitczu slomal!

Opyat ne poluchilos'! Nu, podumali nemnogo i reshili sprygnut'
s desyatogo etazha

Kolobok: 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1,zemlya,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10

Zhiraf: 10,9,8,7,7,7,7,7,7,7

Begimot: 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1,zemlya,pesok,grunt,privet shaxteram-
poletel dalshe!

Za stennoy snezhok letit-
Nulevaya vidimost'
pod pivnoy muzhik lezhit-
Prusskaya nedvizhimost'

Ya ne poet, no ya skazhu stihami
Poshel tyi ta xuy, melkami shagami

Chto takoe protivopolozhniy pol?

Potolok!

Ckazhi mne "Dam" v otvet.

Na nebesax luna mne svetit,
Zakat zamanchivo poyet
Strela lyubvi mne v zhopu metit
I baba laskovo dayet.

Tvoy byust menya obvorozhit' sumel
I mosg moy, pokorennym stal
I ya ot radosti zapel,
Kogda moy chlen ves' krasniy vstal

Vo snah i gryezah naslazhden'ya
Tebya odnu ya videt' stal.
Tyi ponmish', kak na dne rozhden'ya
Tebya s podruzhkoy ya laskal?

Progulki vecherom u morya,
Tebya na neberezhnoy ebal.
Kogda za grud', neznaya gorya
tebya ya s zhazhdoyu hvatal.

Sud'ba tebe lish povelela
Ebat' menya!- I tyi dala
I mesto plamenem gorela
Kogda v rot xuy tyi moy brala.

A vdrug i tyi menya polubish?
Raskroesh nogi, kak sekret
I mne moy chlen tyi otutyuzhish
I skazhesh mne lish "Dam" v otvet!