Всякая всячина

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Стихи, вдохновлённые Задорновым

There's an oak growing in forest,
And there exist a rumor that
One young guy told a psychiatrist
About a special "scientist cat"

Walking according to the arrows
By chain while telling fairy tales.
When cat is happy, free of sorrows,
He sings and plays video games...

The doctor called his secretary
And asked: what, do you think, is that?
She looked at picture (which was scary),
And answered: maybe... scientist cat?

The doctor took tobacco heater,
Inserted a tobacco stick,
And said, while looking at charge meter:
- You all are well. That's I am sick.