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10 октября 2010

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HOW JIMMY DOES WENDY

Sexy, funny baby girl,

Sweet, attractive, friendly

Loves to party like a Queen

And tequila badly.

Fill the spaceship of your dream

Drink from milky bottle,

Let me ride you like a King

On your juicy bottom!

Kiss your daddy, little freak

Jimmy likes his Wendy

Fuck on Extasy and drink

With tequila brendy

Jimmy likes you doggy style

Secretely desire

Firefighting with his dick

Wendy's pussy fire!

Work it slowly to the top

Suck his juicy medley

Let your fantasies explode

Fuck your daddy madly!

Catch my splashing Milky Way

Let me show you heaven...

Jimmy wants to be bad boy

Fucking virgin Mary

Welcome Billy to the club, -

General inspection

Billy wants to be a top -

Work on his erection!

Now it's three of us in here

Panting for the nation...

Trust me girl, orgasm feels good, -

Let me know your station!...

Wendy, baby, never stop

Perfect body fitness

Buddy Billy on the top -

Jimmy's only witness!!!

Let me get that stupid call

In respectful manner

Grab some fucking chips Ahoy

Girl, we need a banner!

This is better than Starbucks'

Grande Macchiatta!

Licking Wendy little slut's

liquid juicy latte...

Yes, we'll fuck on Golden Bridge

Fine, I'l pay that toll...

Sure, I'll leave my sperm imprint

On the Chinese Wall...
This one is for you, Gemini,

Strictly between you and I.

Together we can form a special tie,

Together we can grow up high!

The truth is and you can't deny,

Certain things you can never buy.

Born to creep will unlikely fly,

Born to teach will forever try.

Curiosity turned on high

Lets me answer your sacret "why"

Certain folks like to kiss "Goodbye",

Others - welcome strangers, like I

You can tell I dont like to lie,

I'm obsessed with your lovely smile

Don't look back, let me hold your five,

Go ahead, love is real, don't be shy!

Don't feel sad if you fall, don't cry,

Rise and run, spirits never die

Time will heal, happy times arrive,

Think of twins for a better life!

Rich and famous glamour in style

Poor and modest hold truth up high

Let your soul sing this happy line,

Sharing friendship with me, Gemini.

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