Экзаменатор - студентам:
"Экзамены отменяются, все билеты проданы."
08 мая 2000
Остальные фразы
Меняется каждый час по результатам голосования6
"Рыба ищет где глубже, а человек - где мельче"
Его долго парицали ногами ...
Занудами я называю тех людей, которым проще отдаться, чем объяснить свое
нежелание делать это...
нежелание делать это...
Однажды Бог послал ворону
Поделись подругою своей, и она к тебе еще вернется!
Smart voices - by Senad Honic (Sweden)
Every body has the same view with their eyes closed
If thime is money, it's no wonder we're always late
Even a better tomorrow is a day late
Water is polluted , especially those 70% making up the human body
It's a free country, as long as you donot ask too many
A book is your best friend, because it will never read you
He was punished without cause but that would be arranged
Step by step and we were almost walking
Your house , my freedom
Housing problems are solved by buiding bridges
@
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APHORISM by Senad Honic
His autobiography changed him for life
He did not fail, he was murdered
It¡¦s a free country, as long as you not ask too many questions
We find our beginning in their end
We enlighten a dark past and darken a bright future
Your house , my freedom
Women should take higher position, that way they get a better view of the man
Overnight success is only in our dream
¡@
Author:
Senad Honic
Every body has the same view with their eyes closed
If thime is money, it's no wonder we're always late
Even a better tomorrow is a day late
Water is polluted , especially those 70% making up the human body
It's a free country, as long as you donot ask too many
A book is your best friend, because it will never read you
He was punished without cause but that would be arranged
Step by step and we were almost walking
Your house , my freedom
Housing problems are solved by buiding bridges
@
¡@
APHORISM by Senad Honic
His autobiography changed him for life
He did not fail, he was murdered
It¡¦s a free country, as long as you not ask too many questions
We find our beginning in their end
We enlighten a dark past and darken a bright future
Your house , my freedom
Women should take higher position, that way they get a better view of the man
Overnight success is only in our dream
¡@
Author:
Senad Honic
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Самый смешной анекдот за 18.09:
Включили с мужиками на даче старый добрый Rammstein, тащимся. Жена:
- Выключите эту жесть, вон даже собака соседская лает.
Я:
- Соседский пес Герольд - немецкая овчарка, он не лает, он подпевает.
- Выключите эту жесть, вон даже собака соседская лает.
Я:
- Соседский пес Герольд - немецкая овчарка, он не лает, он подпевает.