История №267621

Случайно найденный сценарий утреника. Очень хочется надеяться, что
не детского.

Участвуют
... - белка
... - лисица
... - колобок
... - коза
... - ежиха
... - олениха
... - зайчиха
... - медведица
... - vol4ica

Колобок
Колобок гуляет по лесу и поет песенку: La-la-la, la-la-la
На встречу идет зайчиха:
How beautiful Kolobok is! I want to eat you!
Kolobok: NO, don't eat me, I will sing a song La-La-La
Zai4iha: No,this song is terrible! I want to eat you!
kolobok: Please don't eat me,I will do everything you want!
Zai4iha: OK. Marry me
OK. Go home and wait for me, I will come back soon.

Тоже самое со всеми. Последняя приходит домой MARIA
Maria: Hi, people, I am wife of KOLOBOK. And who are you?
Kazdij otve4aet: I am wife...
Maria: Is it good to be KOLOBOK's wife? Does he feed you?
VSE: no, he doesn't feed us
Maria: Does he give you diamonds?
VSE: No, he doesn't give us diamonds.
Maria: Do you travel with him?
VSE: No, we don't travel with him
Maria: HM, do you have sex with him?
VSE: NO, we don't have sex with him
MARIa: oh my GOD!!! He is Gay! Let's eat him!
Vse vynimajut nozi I vilki iz karmanov I sjedajut kolobka.

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