Анекдот №168192

In the restaurant a guy sees a very pretty woman with big breasts. He
comes up to her and says; "Can I bite them?". She said; "Get out of
here, I don't even know you!". He comes up to her again and asks her
to bite them again, she again tells him not to bother her, because she
doesnt know who he is. He comes up to her again and says: I will bite
them for money, she told him to leave. He says I'll pay you $1000.00,
she says know. $5000.00? She says "NO". He says: $50,000.00? She
says, ok done deal. They go to a dark room, she takes off her bra and
says go ahead, but hurry up. He starts touching them, licking them,
looking at them for 1 minute, 5 minutes, 10 minutes, 1/2 hour. She says:
"Hurry up already and bite them". He says: "I CAN'T, ITS TOO EXPENSIVE!